My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
Inspirational quotes from one of the world’s most amazing
womenpeople, Amy Poehler.
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Deepest thing that has ever been televised by Cartoon Network
i beg to differ
thanks bathtub fish